Wednesday, March 14, 2007

This is a poem.Walang biro, poem nga ito:

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Appendix to Mein Kampf
or
How to Talk like you Know what you’re Talking about
Even when you Don’t

First, Enumerate
Enumerating makes people think several things
One, that you have more than one point
Two, that you know beforehand that you have
more than one point
Three, if you have many points, people can’t accuse you
of being pointless,
or can they?

Second, Cite Statistics
People who aren’t good at math can
be bullied into believing you through numbers
As a matter of fact, 89% (almost 90%!)
of those surveyed say
they are more likely to believe people who give percentages
Additionally, 89 is a prime number
and is the 11th term in the Fibonacci series
Isn’t that odd?
Yes, that too

Third, Quote from Impressive Sources
Like the Good Book says
“…And the Wiki shall inherit the Earth”

Fourth, Use Jargon
Make strategic use of exotic words in your talk
Coniferous
They will make you sound intelligence
Tessellated mendicant
Or even smart
Burrito

Lastly, Make Bold Claims
This, among all the techniques,
is the best and is guaranteed to work
It will make anything you say totally believable,
help you make new friends,
and will even get rid of tooth decay
Peksman.

3 comments:

Andalusia said...

hehe alabdispost!

d\k said...

asteeg.

lalo na ung 89.

mejo nadisorient ako sa title kasi pangalan ng mga pagkain yan sa KoL e, parang Rat Appendix Chow Mein.

yummeh

Andalusia said...

ahahaha speaking of KoL, di ko pa rin napapatay ang Naughty Sorceress!